Thursday, December 1, 2005

Call Me Caesar

Lend me your ears
lend me your wife
buy me some beers
sell me your life
Kill Aaron Neville
take all his gold
dig with this shovel
jump in the hole
Worship my shoes
say "Oh I likey"
kneel on the floor
kiss on my Nike
Cook me a meal
make it taste good
park my Ferrari
get off the hood
Tend to my garden
trim all the shrubs
begging my pardon
root for the Cubs
Finish this poem
shave your whole back
then you can show 'em
you're back on track.

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