One passed out in the snow and died
two commiserated on their troubles and cried
three went home and beat their wives
four took icy sidewalk nose dives
five split a lottery ticket and won
six got mistaken for the dead Big Pun
seven gang-raped a woman in a sleigh
eight ate eight meals on eight red trays
as for the other four I really don't know
But they all had me at "ho ho ho".
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