Bad Call, Ref

Myopic bastard, blind old Magoo
die motherfucker, covered in poo
the music you make makes me sick to my guts
come on and suck on these fabulous nuts

Please referee take the head out your ass
the whistling sound the escape of the gas
Years ago they say the asshole was tight
now it makes funky ol' music of night

tweet tweet tweet was the sound from your whistle
spend too much time reading Roman epistle
found you out back giving fouls in the thistle
hair is so sticky your brush lost a bristle

Please referee take the head out your butt
.45 slug to Don Denkinger's gut
Van Exel showed what a small shove can do
myopic bastard, blind old Magoo

You blow a lot of things, whistle is one
Oral fixation? Try sucking my gun.
Want to get technical? (that was a pun)
technically speaking you might want to run

You look like foot locker gave you a pink
Wash those black panties they heartily stink
then take your bath in a gas station sink
seed in your eye, miss a call when you blink

Are you the father of young Eric Nies?
lay on the grass when your dogs take their pees?
Stalk Richard Simmons from high in the trees?
Beg me for mercy from down on your knees

Please referee take the head out your ass
where'd you get certified, who taught the class?
How many whistles got blown for your A
Zebras extinct starting out yesterday.